GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then